whats the point of blogging if nobody notices you

lord satan of the underworld stop rubbing against my leg
its ruining my concentration

tyluscapricious:

thecrowboy started following you

TC: HeEeEeEy My MoThErFuCkEr, HeRe I wAs ThInKiN tHeRe WeReN’t NoThInG nEw GoNnA bE hApPeNiN tOnIgHt ArOuNd HeRe.

TC: ThAnKs FoR gEtTiN yOuR fOlLoWiN aNd ShIt On, My MaN, iT’s AlWaYs Is MaKiN mY bLoOdPuShEr FiLlEd Up WiTh ThE wArM fUzZiEs, HoNk HoNk. :o)

TC: So WhAt’S aLl Up AnD hApPeNiN wItH yOuR fIne MoThErFuCkIn SeLf?

TG: hey man
TG: i think i fell asleep before i could answer this
TG: im doing good just beating the summer heat
TG: drowning down some koolaid
TG: how about you

im heading in one direction
and thats right to my bed

h33h33hello:

thecrowboy:

what if the world suddenly could only speak through farts
when you opened your mouth all that would come out is a little poot
the streets would be filled with people tooting
you try to tell your loved ones that you love them but all you can manage to do is cut the cheese
the world plummets into chaos

:33 < im cry

:33 < dave why would you

:33 < i

:33 < dont

:33 < i must go

the world leaders are all in one room making a big stink farts of all smells and sizes expelling from their mouths

together they form a new universal language called pootish

a small light of hope shines on humanity

that is until the rebellions (resmellions) rise up

what if the world suddenly could only speak through farts
when you opened your mouth all that would come out is a little poot
the streets would be filled with people tooting
you try to tell your loved ones that you love them but all you can manage to do is cut the cheese
the world plummets into chaos

thecrowboy started following you

littleangrydork:

hewo!

hey little guy

hows a bite sized bro like you hanging

my blog is just me being all soppy and shit

unfollow me now before this blog becomes as damp as equius’s armpits