August 2012
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whats the point of blogging if nobody notices you
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lord satan of the underworld stop rubbing against my leg
its ruining my concentration
tyluscapricious:
thecrowboy started following you
TC: HeEeEeEy My MoThErFuCkEr, HeRe I wAs ThInKiN tHeRe WeReN’t NoThInG nEw GoNnA bE hApPeNiN tOnIgHt ArOuNd HeRe.
TC: ThAnKs FoR gEtTiN yOuR fOlLoWiN aNd ShIt On, My MaN, iT’s AlWaYs Is MaKiN mY bLoOdPuShEr FiLlEd Up WiTh ThE wArM fUzZiEs, HoNk HoNk. :o)
TC: So WhAt’S aLl Up AnD hApPeNiN wItH yOuR fIne MoThErFuCkIn SeLf?
TG: hey man TG: i...
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im heading in one direction
and thats right to my bed
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h33h33hello:
thecrowboy:
what if the world suddenly could only speak through farts when you opened your mouth all that would come out is a little poot the streets would be filled with people tooting you try to tell your loved ones that you love them but all you can manage to do is cut the cheese the world plummets into chaos
:33 < im cry
:33 < dave why would you
:33 < i
:33...
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what if the world suddenly could only speak through farts
when you opened your mouth all that would come out is a little poot
the streets would be filled with people tooting
you try to tell your loved ones that you love them but all you can manage to do is cut the cheese
the world plummets into chaos
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thecrowboy started following you
littleangrydork:
hewo!
hey little guy
hows a bite sized bro like you hanging
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my blog is just me being all soppy and shit
unfollow me now before this blog becomes as damp as equius’s armpits
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:33 < yolo*ac says*: thecrowboy: h33h33hello: :33... →
thecrowboy:
h33h33hello:
:33 < *acs fine furred ears flatten to her skull at the screech*
:33 < *she herds her kit out of sight and lifts her great snouts to catch the others scent*
:33 < *the mighty lioness clenches her cheeks in turn and moows*
:33 < thats how *i* gr33t peopaw
awkete or whatever the fuck his name is pauses in the middle of skyward leg thrusts and scrunches...
h33h33hello:
:33 < *acs fine furred ears flatten to her skull at the screech*
:33 < *she herds her kit out of sight and lifts her great snouts to catch the others scent*
:33 < *the mighty lioness clenches her cheeks in turn and moows*
:33 < thats how *i* gr33t peopaw
the fierce jungle warrior merely nods in respect grunting to himself and scratching his armpit
he begins to...
dirktastic:
I wake up from a nap and I have the urge to kiss someone. That’s weird.
now you feel like me
except i always feel like that
h33h33hello:
:33 < well hello there mister leopurrd!
:33 < im the mightiest of huntresses
:33 < raising my little kit to be the best!!!
:33 < oh wow mew must be hungry to compurr yourself to a fat man
yes my stomach growls for its big mac-shaped prey
i stalk the landspace sticking my shitty plastic cat nose into crevices for a whiff of something good
alas i only stumble upon...
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h33h33hello:
victusfata started following you sburblessjade started following you thecrowboy started following you
:33 < oh my g o d
:33 < um hi!!!!!
hey there
this is akwete purrmusk
im the most limber fucking anthropomorphic leopard creature in this forest
got my prowl on like a fat guy looking for food
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Send me a "✪" and I'll kiss whoever you ask.
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randomegbert:
well, at least he’s not hurting you, right? because, if he were, i’d have to come over there and make sure he never did that again.
it might take him a long time to accept it, and maybe he never will, but the people who really care about you will always accept you.
huh? well its normal for bro to beat me up we spar all the time
except he hasnt lately and i found him on the...
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randomegbert:
dude, i remember what you said about your brother. unless he’s come to his senses, there’s no way you’re happy.
and that is not okay, at least not in my book.
okay okay
he hasnt been so nice to me after my surgery
like hes barely said a word to me since i came back from the hospital
he just stares.. and leaves
and its been really unsettling
once he asked to pass the pizza...
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randomegbert:
well, maybe that’s what matters to you, but you being okay matters to me.
im okay really
ive been figuring stuff out for me lately and dealing with bro
i couldnt be happier
critiascorroborated:
Your body’s your own temple, little dude. Don’t matter to me, and shouldn’t matter to anyone else what you want it to be.
Hey, I’ve been led to believe there’s a Bro somewhere what’s rollin’ in some whack-ass gang, and he’s the same kinda thing that killed us in the first place. And that’s his prerogative, I guess, but point is that not all’a us is created equal.
You get...
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randomegbert replied to your post: hey. hey dave. where have you been???
you just kind of vanished, and i got worried. is everything okay?
yeah everythings fine
im back now thats all that matters
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critiascorroborated:
Yeah, I saw. No need to explain, little dude. But you might wanna take that donate link down, I got halfway through dumping my paycheck in before I stopped m’self.
You’ll get through it, no sweat. Some bumps, yeah, but that kinda shit’s to be expected. You ever wanna talk about it, or whatever, I’m here, even if I ain’t the greatest at it.
oh thanks for reminding me i...
randomegbert asked: hey. hey dave. where have you been???
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greatergardenias:
ew no
mushrooms are gross!
i tried their “healthy” pizza once and it was just
tell me about it
shit is nasty
but man that sausage on pizza reminds me when i was drunk at a small party and we ordered pizza with sausage and pepperoni on it at the dead of night and i scarfed down two slices of it and proceeded to pass out cuddling everyone on the bed
good times
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reelbeachallday replied to your post: reelbeachallday replied to your post:…
wow what ok that was a really depressin turn i was just jokin around ive been dead for a while but alright i have a feeling youre quotin somefin
haha
i knew that
i was just messing with you
i was just starting to make trouble in your neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said...
critiascorroborated:
thecrowboy:
critiascorroborated started following you
reelbeachallday started following you
and they keep pouring in
hey fishgirl
hey bro
hows life treating you
Sup, little dude. Not much on my end, just gettin’ reacclimated to bein’ alive and havin’ to pay for water and electricity and shit. I ain’t complainin’, it’s hella better than the alternative.
How’s it...
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reelbeachallday replied to your post: critiascorroborated started following you …
shello life is treatin me poorly since im dead howre you
oh well
that sucks
i cant say i can relate but sometimes if its really quiet and im laying in bed i can feel the deaths of my other alternates like a nagging little mosquito on the back of my neck
but im good right now
im just chilling out
maxing...
greatergardenias:
ummm pepperoni
and sausage
and extra cheese with light sauce!!!
okay good fuck that sounds delicious
i was afraid you put some garden shit on that thing or like
mushrooms
i really hate mushrooms
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critiascorroborated started following you
reelbeachallday started following you
and they keep pouring in
hey fishgirl
hey bro
hows life treating you
greatergardenias:
thecrowboy:
oh man pizza
i fucking love pizza
would you possibly consider sharing that
yeah sure!!!
its hard to eat the entire thing by myself so normally i save some
but sharing is caring!
nice
harley youre the best
wait whats on the pizza this is critical information
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greatergardenias:
thecrowboy:
violeteffect started following you
greatergardenias started following you
turntechgamegrl started following you
woah i log in and suddenly followers
hey dudes (and one chick, hi jade)
hows it hanging
hi dave!!!
im waiting for my pizza to get here
four more minutes and its free
oh man pizza
i fucking love pizza
would you possibly consider sharing...
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violeteffect started following you
greatergardenias started following you
turntechgamegrl started following you
woah i log in and suddenly followers
hey dudes (and one chick, hi jade)
hows it hanging
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randomegbert replied to your photo: searching through my tag after being inactive and…
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timaeusbootycall:
thecrowboy started following you
Sup, lil piglet.
hey porkchop
whats cooking
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woah hey im back
did you all miss me
July 2012
52 posts
Watchthefreckledl:
thetazfruit:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
pizzaforpresident:
i literally watch this every single time it’s on my dash
omfg??????????????????????
crying
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE WAY THE OTHER GUY JUST
STANDS THERE
UNCONCERNED
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sorry i havent been on lately
ive been dealing with surgery things
good news though everything went fine
now i dont need a binder anymore
ive felt my chest so many times in the last hour its borderline pornographic
its so weird sometimes when you finally get handed something youve wanted for a long time
its a great feeling though
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Anonymous asked: Are you sure John would like you like that after the surgery? He doesn't seem to generally be into guys.
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i could go for a threesome right now
