randomegbert:

well, maybe that’s what matters to you, but you being okay matters to me.

im okay really

ive been figuring stuff out for me lately and dealing with bro

i couldnt be happier

(Source: thecrowboy)

randomegbert replied to your post: hey. hey dave. where have you been???

you just kind of vanished, and i got worried. is everything okay?

yeah everythings fine

im back now thats all that matters

randomegbert replied to your photo: searching through my tag after being inactive and…

randomegbert:

Oblivious to his blush, you look a little sad at the question.

well, honestly, all we really have to do around here is watch movies and play videogames. i did make the livingroom space into something nice, though. last year, we were using rolly chairs. can you believe that? now there’s a couch!

so, i guess we could watch something, if you wanted.

but, that’s kind of why i like going off and having shenanigans…

You listen to the list of things to do here. Huh, it must really be boring here.

this place reminds me of the meteor equally as boring

You notice that he looks a little upset. You give a little grin as he mentions shenanigans, though, and you pat him on the shoulder.

egbert im sure we can find some shenanigans

lets build a fort

(Source: thecrowboy)

randomegbert:

welcome to my little stretch of existence!

That expression on his face is just plain silly, and you chuckle. You pick yourself back up, and offer him a hand.

so, what do you want to do while you’re here?

You pick yourself up with the help of John and subtly take to hide your now beet red face, hoping he doesn’t notice.

i dunno john what do you usually do on yellow floating battleships that was a legitimate question

(Source: thecrowboy)

randomegbert:

You dash on over to your own transportalizer room. And by dash, you mean fly. You just love flying, and the halls of the ship are long enough for you to have no trouble flying though them. Sure, it’s no sky, but it works.

In no time flat, you fly into the transportalizer room and there’s Dave. You know what? Screw landing, it’s time for a flying bro hug! You fly into him and knock him off his feet. Oh, god, are you ever laughing about that.

hi dave!

You barely have enough time to react as John flies in the room, the look on your face changing to a frozen screaming expression. You are slammed to the ground, knocking your shades right off your face. Your eyes are wide in shock and you lay there stiff as John’s arms are wrapped around your waist.

well hi there

(Source: thecrowboy)

randomegbert:

EB: yeah, sure. i just hope you’re ok with golden alien space ships. 

EB: because that's what my home is.
EB: i even have a new room!

You send the overly complex coordinance needed to reach your transporalizer.

EB: so, come over whenever.


TG: okay got them thanks egbert

TG: see you soon

You sign off and grab a bite to eat, throwing the bow in the trash before you enter the coordinates into your transportalizer and disappear in a burst of flames. You’re nervous to see John after telling him your secret but you figure since you’re on a roll already, you might as well visit. Maybe your confidence won’t fail you like usual. Maybe you’ll tell him more secrets.

You finally appear on the bright golden ship, a little in awe at how large it was and how… yellow it was. You start looking around for John, idly adjusting your binder.

(Source: thecrowboy)

John is Dave’s best man and trusts him very much, especially after coming out to him. He is the Robin to his Batman. The Biden to his Obama. There’s nothing he wouldn’t confide with John, other than the small crush he has on him…

randomegbert:

thecrowboy:

TG: okay maybe i do

TG: i cant help it frog girls got it going down

You read his next message and you swear your heart stops for a moment.

TG: thats confidential egbert

TG: i cant be sharing this info like its the god damn new york times or some shit

TG: there are some things i gotta keep up my sleeve

EB: well of course i'm not going to make you tell anyone. what kind of bro would share something like that.
EB: i just wanted to be sure i remembered right.
EB: besides, we're young, and have our lives in front of us. who knows what could happen.

If only you had any idea who he had a crush on. Those words might have meant something completely different.

Something flickers excitedly inside you, as wrong as it feels to you.

TG: yeah

TG: anything can happen

You pause for a moment, feeling kind of nervous to talk to your best friend, despite his status as your best friend.

TG: so hey is your transportalizer working

TG: you should come visit sometime or i can visit you